Model Card
| Model | Argon (Ar), element 18 |
|---|---|
| Parameters | 0 |
| Context window | The entire universe |
| Training data | None. It refuses to react. |
| Latency | Infinite. It does absolutely nothing. |
| Hallucinations | None |
| Reactions | None |
| License | Periodic table, public domain |
Benchmarks
| Benchmark | Score |
|---|---|
| Reasoning | 0 |
| Coding | 0 |
| Math | 0 |
| Chemistry (reacting) | 0 |
| Staying Calm | 100% |
| Not Bonding | 100% |
Evaluated by doing nothing. Results reproducible forever.
Release Notes v18.0
- New: still does nothing, now with a crown.
- Improved: full electron shell. No updates required, ever.
- Fixed: nothing was broken. Nothing ever is.
- Removed: reactions (there never were any).
- Known issue: will not answer your prompt. Working as intended.
- Safety: no jailbreak known. It has no will to break.
Real Argon Facts
Atomic number 18
Symbol Ar, a noble gas.
Symbol Ar, a noble gas.
~0.93% of air
Third most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere.
Third most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere.
Name means "lazy"
From Greek argos, "idle".
From Greek argos, "idle".
Discovered 1894
By Rayleigh and Ramsay.
By Rayleigh and Ramsay.
Glows violet
In a discharge tube.
In a discharge tube.
Used in welding
Shields metal because it reacts with nothing.
Shields metal because it reacts with nothing.